Dear U.S. Postal Service,
Recently I placed an order from Dick Blick for my very own set of these.
I know that money is tight for you right now and special requests are likely not in the budget, but could you please be kind to my crayons until you can place them safely in my hands? I would appreciate it. Also, when it comes time to deliver the box to my house, I might suggest sending a mailman who is slightly hard of hearing. There might (probably) be excited screaming and happy dancing going on. Thank you.
While I have been "patiently" waiting, I have done some work in my journal.